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When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.
I'm gonna get my crone nut on!
The condition in which a person possesses a wide enough jaw to comfortably and simultaneously fit two nuts in their mouth
Damn bitch, you got a nut jaw
When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed
I am glad I don't have potato nuts
In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.
When you are about to bust when you are beating the fuck out ya meat and you yell you’re parents name and bust before they get there
I was beating my meat and I kamakazi nut and I didn’t get caught