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Best friend nut

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.

Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.

by whackamole69 September 7, 2021


Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x

Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.

by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021


poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 12, 2019


Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds

Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!

by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017


crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb

stop being such an ass you crodie nut

by dracosldie December 22, 2024


moong nut

A person that cannot drive for the life of them

This bloody moong nut just cut me off

by May 31, 2023


Mixed Nut Bag

Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”

What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?

I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!

by July 1, 2024