The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.
Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.
When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D
Much love x
Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.
when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut
dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me
When you poop multiple mini little turds
Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!
crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb
stop being such an ass you crodie nut
Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”
What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?
I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!