excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

it is like a bull

fuck you bitch

it is like a bull that is fucked up.

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

Thirsty like a fish

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

i like your sidebraid

your hair is a total wreck and it looks totally hidious

"i like your sidebraid" kid says to teacher.
*turns to friend and both laugh, knowing the teacher hair is a wreck*

like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.

Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.