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Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.
When a relative or person is horny around the holidays
Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis
When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!
A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
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A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.
Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”
Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”
The evening when the bois get together to discuss many topics including bodily functions.
Sam are you coming to penis night?
I can’t believe Sam isn’t coming to penis night