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When a guy whips out his dick in front of a girl and she likes it and touchs it
She touched it man! I'm serious! We had touchy time.
Is an outfit, which you wear very often
A:“omg you‘re wearing this outfit so often“
B:“yeah, it’s my all-time fit“
To have sex with another version of one's self via a portal to an alternate reality.
"He's having a little Rick Time before work."
A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.
The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.
Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.
Refers to da extra hours dat you get during da end-of-da-year season for sleeping, hobbies. indoor leisure-activities, etc., due to its often being too chilly and/or dark outside to preform da mundane-drudgery tasks dat you'd otherwise feel obliged to do while da weather was milder and there were more hours of daylight.
Having extra winter-time to relax and recreate is all well and good, but da problem wid dat is dat da tasks dat you would ordinarily have performed during those colder/darker months will still hafta be completed eventually, and so you will therefore have additional arduous/tedious "spring tasks" to grumble/wheeze through come warmer weather.
Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?