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When I girl wants to have sex in the future
She has black lace... she probably wants to have sex someday.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Black Hack Down Is Vietnam Because This Is...
In the song paint it black by Andy Black he basically sings about starting over after a fight or anything that happens that you may need to start over the next day
Yea we fought yesterday but we paint it black so it’s all good now
When your partner spreads their asscheeks revealing their dark gaping asshole as you light a cigarette, take a puff and put the ashes inside your partner’s asshole , after putting the ashes, your partner closes up their asshole like a vent, and you repeat the process until the cigarette is finished.
Chad: Dude, Stacy came over last night, she let me do a black hole vent on her, it was so hot.
When you ejaculate on your significant other (or yourself), smear the semen all over their/your body. Before grabbing a black/UV light, shout WAKANDA FOREVER and shine it on yourself or them (the cum will look purple under the light). The Black Panther has now been summoned.
Friend: Ah bro how was your wank last night?
Me: It got a bit messy and ended up all over me!
Friend: I hope you did The Black Panther!
Me: Of course bro, borrowed my parents' blacklight. And holy shit I felt powerful. We should try it sometime ;)
Same as a purple Rebecca but it falls off
I gave my man a purple rebecca but it turned into a black becca when his dick fell off
It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement