are you going gas wholesaling?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you going gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.

I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.

going cees

The act of being confused looking for your Uber in the middle of the highway.

person 1: Why is he standing in the middle of the street at 4 am checking his phone?
person 2: Don't worry, he's just going cees.

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

Go To Brookshire's

Slang term used for Fuck you!

Smink thought he was too good for the new vitamin water mike had created in his bath tub the night before. Mike told smink to "Go To Brookshire's!"

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!