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Areano Grande but spanish, male, and a gamer
I'm more of a Jack Hotspot type of guy.
An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!
Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
Person 1: What’s your name?
Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark
The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.
"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."
Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.
Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow
Mark: Damn bro
Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.