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Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
When someone shows something with sensitive info to show, they suddenly gain an ability to extend their finger to cover it
"His index finger becomes longer than it should be when he shows his credit card. It's a privacy finger"
The greenish/yellow shade the tips of your fingers turn after eating too many pickles
Did you see that girls pickle fingers? She must have eaten an entire jar of Vlassics by herself.
you think i’m extremely funny and no one can top my funny ness
she is so 4 fingers up 🔝 !!!
“she is so funny”
When a person constantly shows you a "hilarious" new video on youtube, you say "you are biting my finger."
Sean: Hey Nate, you have to see this new video I found on youtube, it's hilarious. It's called...
Nate: Sean, "you're biting my finger."
An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.
Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;
When you can't stop touching, flicking or clicking something with your finger. Just like how hard it is to stop giggling.
Guy 1: Why do you keep poking that silly puddy? You've been doing that for hours!
Guy2: I don't know?
Guy1: Man, you got giggle finger