Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.
Wow look at that guys Key West Butt Tickler!!
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one of the best comebacks ever used in 1,2 or 3rd grade using it will make you the cool kid
"your a pp butt hole lmao"
(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...
When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.
"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."
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When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!
Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..
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Well the term "indian giver" means you give something to someone, or do something, then you take it back, or demand for the same. So, butt sucking indian giver means.... well, use your imagination
Brian says to nick; "shut up! you butt sucking indian giver!"
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A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years
You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."
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