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When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.
Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.
When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."
But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.
its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad
August 12th A day to appreciate your gender fluid best friend(s)!
Happy National Gender Fluid Best Friend day!
it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!
Someone that will stay up with you for hours just to be able to say goodnight to you before you get to bed . A boyfriend is someone that will compliment you and love you even when you’re at your worst . A boy friend is your best friend and your better half , He’s your boy friend .
“My Boy Friend is so amazing , I love him so much”
“Boy-dash-friend” A boy that’s a friend in an exclusive casual relationship. Think of it as a loose tooth hanging by a couple gum strands.
Sydney: hey girl, has max met your parents yet?
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend