A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face
“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”
A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.
Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"
A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm
I have a atomic penis
When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.
When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.
Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.
Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.