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I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023


Doing the Bennett

The act of running extremely fast past large groups of people , the act of lapping second place in a track and field race

When the cops pulled up to the party, I was doing the Bennett all the way out of the house.

by xxSCTxx January 6, 2016


What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.

Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 27, 2024


What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023


Sonny do's

When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".

I need to go to my mom's for the weekend, she has some Sonny do's for me.

by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022


Doing an Ethan

when you cancel the jam 5 mins before the jam to go DT

"sorry boys jams canceled I'm doing an Ethan; trying to have a Saturday..."

by poopoopopo January 1, 2023


The do

The do” is a word miss pronunciation by a very fat pimply ogre that can’t pronounce words with letter “R” in them. “The Do” is used to describe a insanely obese, unhealthy, boogerball, nigger minded human.

“Yo nigga! have you seen The Do?” “Last time i saw The Do, he was eating cookies while playing with his fatty pimples” “Damn The Do is one fatass nigga!”

by Mr.Niggerly February 22, 2023