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choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 19, 2003

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choke the cock [C/C]

Male intense penis stimulation with the mighty hand :).

Anton Q: Where is Mr. Johnson?

Alex A: He watchs a porn and choke the cock C/C.

Alex: Don't disturb him, he gonna finish in a minute.

Anton: Copy that.

by Sensei (先生) June 28, 2009

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Choke-slam dump-slap

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."

"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 25, 2005

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For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 10, 2004

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