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National hit your head on a wall day
Joe: What day is it
Bill: it’s December 20
Joe: which means we have to hit are heads on a wall
Teacher: what are you boys doing sit down
Joe: it’s national hit your head on a wall day
Teacher: ohhh
Teacher: Everyone hit your head on the wall
Class: YEAH
On december 20 all the girls can ask a boy for their Hoodie and they have to give it.
girl: Hey (boy's name)! Do you know what day it is?
boy: Oh yeah, it's December 20! I'm glad I brought an extra Hoodie
girl: Tysm
The amount of pounds you gain while in quarantine.
I'm working off my Corona 20 now we can come back to the gym!
If you are born on February 20, just know you are the baddest bitch in town... You care about what people do and say about you but you act as if you don't give a fuck. You are a legend
Bad Bitch 1: Hey I heard its Andy's bday
Bad bitch 2: Yh, I mean he is the baddest bitch in town, he's born on February 20 so like...
Get ur girl a teddy bear day
Girl: where’s my teddy bear?
Guy: why would I get u a teddy bear
Friend: dude it’s February 20th get ur girl a teddy bear day!
National annoy your friend day
“Hey man it’s February 20 you know what that means”
“Time to annoy each other
Action. When a white man fucks an extremely dark woman from behind. Right before cumming he pulls out and makes racing stripes with his cum down her back.
Chantelle, what's this all over your back? Fucking Jeff 20 zebra me last night.