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international sub to captain shire day
its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah
National hug your tallest best friend day where you go to your tallest friend and hug the fuck out of your tallest friend like a bear
if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up
I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.
October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.
me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.
Person 1:send nudes
Person 2: no
Person 1: its october 26th
Person 2:ugh fine
On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.
Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26
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International french kiss your crush day
A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??
A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?