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he is an annoying alcoholic who photoshops people for clout
wow that jack is a cloutchaser
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A tall racist mean asshat who owes his friend money. He can often be found eating rubbish out of your bin and throwing babies at walls. He also caused WW2. kill him on sight but beware he eats kill me come back stronger pills so watch your back.
Jack is a rocket hopping simpleton
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A ugly dick head that really always wants to bang a person called emma. But emma sometimes has different feelings for him. Also everyone teases him about it
"hey emma want to hang out" "get the f*ck away jack, you ugly bastard."
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He is a snake. He chats shit about you behind your back and is a pussy. He's nice to your face and is very disrespectful behind your back
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A sloth who goes to our lady's . He had two cats but they both got eaten
Where jack go look in the food line tahts where he will be
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The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.
Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*
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