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gorilla poo

With adhesive properties similar to that of the commercially popular "gorilla glue", gorilla poo is fecal matter that remains stuck to the toilet bowl with striking resiliency after several flushes.

John's defacation became classified as a gorilla poo after several flushes failed to remove the matter from the bowl.

by jds07030 March 1, 2009

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poo jam

the stuff that collects around your ass and gets stuck in the crack.

I was in the shower washing myself and noticed some poo jam around my ass.

by turbopants January 13, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Muff

Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair

Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse

I was going to have sex with her....until I saw she had Poo muff

by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011

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poo tongue

Breath so terrible, it can only be assumed that the offender in question has consumed excrement. Usually poo tongue is so strong that it can be detected from a distance.

Luke had such a strong case of poo tongue that the fumes wafted across the room.

by sk7g October 23, 2007

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poo breath

one who's breath resembles that of fecal matter

yuk, get some tic tacs, poo breath

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

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poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

by Jeff February 13, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


grumpy poo poo pants

To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.

Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.

Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!

by CyberWank September 2, 2010

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