June 2

International Butter day
A butter day for butter enjoyers

Especially for franz from discord

Did you heard about International Butter day?
International Butter day is awsome!

June 2 is International Butter day!

Nov 2

National throw it back with your grandma💞

Kid:Hey grandma
Grandma: Hey
Kid: It’s Nov 2 which also means it’s national throw it back with you me grandma day
Grandma: *Throws it back*

May 2

The day of the wizarding war two ofc

Harry potter VS voldemort

Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd

2 for $20

When you and your lover order the 2 for $20 deal at Chili's, and fuck in the bathroom while you wait for the food to arrive. Return to the table, eat the meal, and fuck again while you wait for dessert.

License to grill!

Chili's is offering the 2 for $20 again, so Ashley and I got the steak, the lava cake, and double oral all for $20!

Whatta deal!

Beagle 2

British-built Mars lander, launched by the European Space Agency in 2003 on the Mars Express spacecraft. Designed to investigate the possibilities of water and life at the landing site of Isidis Planita.

"Beagle 2 is not a rover, it stays in one spot."

MTV 2

One of the devious marketing spawns from MTV headquarters (While claiming to show music videos 24/7) shows old episodes of "making the video" and other old shows that have been pushed out of MTV's rotation and excessive hip-hop. This premium cable channel has substantially longer commercials than other stations.

I watched "Sucker Free Sunday" one too-many times on MTV 2

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A #2 Puffer

Someone (usually a gay guy) who sucks a fart out of another's asshole and holds it in like a bong.

Also known as "Puffing A 2" or the act of passing on a fart to another person is known as "Passing A 2"

What a fag, he is definetly a #2 Puffer.

or

Holy shit! I just hella Puffed A 2.

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