cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

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To the old lady

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

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Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.

Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!

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Lady Jane

A term for a woman's vagina that isn't completely disgusting (Like minge/gash/clunge/pussy).

Annes: Her skirt is so short you can almost see her Lady Jane!
Sara: Oh yeah, she should get some clothes on!

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Naked lady

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.

(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)

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lady capone

a female gangster.an "O.G".
well known for being a 1 lady gang,no need for "back-up"

gangster lady capone al capone original gangster

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Lady Gaga

1. A fugly demon who has been sent by Satan to suck the tiny bit of remaining life out of the near-dead music industry.

2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.

3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.

Lady Gaga. Enough said.

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