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To aim your cum in a particular direction - usually very difficult, especially if you are a 'squirter' instead of an 'oozer'.
"Close only counts in hand grenades, horseshoes and cum aiming"
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Ejaculate that possesses the physical properties of rope upon departing the urethral opening. The ejaculate can be referred to as a "rope of cum" even if it has a semi-runny consistency (somewhere between sputum and gel dentifrice) so long as the rope of cum remains unbroken from the ejaculator to the ejaculatee. This phenomenon is associated with prolonged periods between ejaculations allowing for the full maturation, curing, and coagulation of semen. Overextended time between ejaculations can even lead to a curdled or lumpy rope of cum.
Opposite of cum spray.
The rope of cum extended from my penis tip to her sweaty navel.
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Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
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A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar
John: What's that?
Gerald: That's my cum jar
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the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out
hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck
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the trickle of spunk that seeps out following a man ejaculating
gimme a paper towel my boxers are damp wi post cum
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Someone who loves to jerk off guys.
"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"
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