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National fight a bitch day, the only day of the year where it is legal to fight a bitch
Hey karen! It's september 10th.....
september 10 is thalia’s birthday. If you do not celebrate her birthday by making an offering, you will suffer from the hands of death.
You: *never interacts with your crush*
Friend: dude it's December 10 "national text your crush day", go message her and stop being a wuss.
Give your crush your hoodie day, provide your crush a hoodie since it’s a chilly month, your crush will give it back the next day
Yusef: Kayleen it’s December 10, here’s my hoodie.
Kayleen: aw thanks , I’ll give it back tomorrow
National Tell the truth day and get away with it
Teacher: Wheres ur homework?
Y/U: I hate this class and I ain’t bothered
Teacher: get out of my class
Y/U/ but it’s december 10 National Tell the truth day and get away with it
Teacher: fine it’s ok but nex time do it plz
Y/U : hehehehe
Another name for a 12pk of beer
Dang, work sucked this week. I think I’m going to swing by the gas station on the way home and snag a $10 vacation for this weekend.