Rule 22

Quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List "22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

Villain. "At last unlimted power is mine now witness me as I become a god"
Hero. "No stop you'll violate Rule 22 it's to much even for you"
Villain. " Yes this is it, I can feel my body overflowing with power its incredi" head explodes

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June 22

It's national fuck your girlfriend or try to day! Have fun

Charlie: hey kyle don't you have a girlfriend?
Kyle: yeah
Charlie: go have sex with her! Its June 22nd!
Kyle: Fuck yeah!

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October 22

October 22 is the where you give a girl a hug day!!

Boy: It’s October 22
Girl: and...
Boy: *picks up her hand*
Girl: *blushes*
Boy: It’s hold a girls hand day

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October 22

Give a boy a hug!! This day is the day you can just go up to a random boy/man and hug them! Good luck ladies!!

Go up to that boy that u have a crush on and hug him as tight as you can, on October 22!!

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October 22

Throw your shortest friend day.

Bro it’s October 22, let’s go
throw our shortest friend

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October 22

Say "yeet" in your bestfriends ear until they hate you XD

*October 22*
Me: *Yells YEET in my friends ear*

Him/Her: What the heck man I hate you.

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October 22

National Lube Your Nuts Day

“I’m going to lube my nuts because it is October 22”

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