February 24

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane

guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo

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April 24

International Chav Day - April 24th is the day when people of all nationalities come together to celebrate Chav Culture, doing so by wearing chavy sportswear and speaking with heavy, forced actions.

It's also a day to appreciate Chav Chihiro, and give him whatever he wants.

Wearr'z ya' Nikez att, fam?! Izz April 24! International Chav Day! Izz toime ta gett onn dat chav ting!

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May 24

the day a FUCKING RAT was born, GO CRAW BACK INTO THE SEWER YOU IT CHAPTER 2 LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

BEEP BEEP FUGLY BITCH

born on May 24 fuck you get stomped on

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January 24

January 24 it’s ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you if she accept she have a crush on you but if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you just slap her ass

Tommy: hey wanna go on a date
Crush: no you’re my best friend

Tommy: you owe me a kiss
Crush: sorry but no
(Tommy slap ass)
Tommy: it’s January 24

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24 oz.

The 24 oz. is a move where you take a 24 oz. soda bottle and stick the cap in a girl's pussy. You then step back and soccer kick it all the way into her vagina. She'll pry like it.

I did the 24 oz. on Wade's mom. She screamed like a raped ape, but then she started moaning.

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June 24

The day a very hot girl named helen can kiss anyone or ask anyone out and they can’t say no.

June 24 is the day helen can do anything.

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February 24

Today is smile and agree to everything day! Felling sad or angry? Don't want to do what someone asks? No pouting! You NEED to SMILE on this day and give a nice YES! :) :D

Mom: would u like to do your chores right now?
Me: Okay
Mom: You agreed with no complaints! How amazing!
Me: :) *I hate February 24*

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