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when engaged in a 69, the female partner is suddenly disgusted and pukes on the male's penis. she the proceeds to pour liqour or another alcoholic beverage on him. she then shits on his forehead and penis. she then eats it and spits it all out on his penis and sucks it clean.
man 1: man, my girl is a crackhead
man 2: why?
man 1: cuz the bitch gave me a dirty 69
man 2: muthafucka!
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a 69 rimmer is when you are in the 69 position and you go one step further and both like each others butthole identical to the lacross toss but better sounding and less homosexual sounding.
"hey did you hear the rumors? i heard that karl performed a 69 rimmer on daniel last night and he was so wasted that he thought it was his girlfriend"
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The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom
Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude
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The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.
Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah
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What Vladimir Putin has in my AMAZING fanfic. You should read it. It’s called Kidnapped for Love Boris x Vladimir. My username is unpocogaga.
Vladdy daddy has 69 inches.
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A sexual act wherein two people place their mouths on each other's mouths. One partner stimulates the other's mouth while the other simultaneously does the same.
So named because it is the opposite of the less common 69.
"Hey dude, did you end up 69ing that chick?"
"No dude, just reverse 69, she was kind of a prude"
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