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Looks like his dad.
Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.
After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.
Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.
Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.
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Dangg Father oak get your gyatt out of my face!
The man, the myth, the legend. Only the Greatest Twitch streamer of all time
Person 1: OMG ITS LITERALLY FATHER OAK
Father Oak: Bro fuck off and kill yourself