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purple gorillas

A mans โ€œthingsโ€

Bob: someone just hit me in my purple gorillas
Joe: oooo thats gotta hurt

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

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Gorilla Mash

The name given to the sexual act of Jizzing on your partners face (Facial). Similar to a gorilla mask but without the pubic hair

Also known as a Facial or Pulling Out

Dave: You give her a gorilla mask?

Cameron: Nah i had no hair.

Dave: So a gorilla mash.

by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

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Gorilla Mob

A way of saying somthing taste good and fresh as hell. Like oreos, ramen noodles, chicken, oatmeal and chinese food

Man, pop tarts with strawberry fillin go gorilla mob

by Da Infamous Rapid Fire April 15, 2009

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Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids January 27, 2016

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greased gorilla

a sweaty, funky, hairy vagina. female duck butter.

lucy had a greased gorilla after her work out.

by greasy gorilla September 8, 2008

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gorillas in the mist

while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. BUTT STUFF. DOUBLE BUTT STUFF.

zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.

by kaseykannibal November 11, 2006

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Gorilla Grip

n. An adult who is unaware of their physical strength and subsequently breaks everything they touch.

You broke yet another glass Gorilla Grip!

Do not touch my things with your Gorilla Grip!

Don't let Gorilla Grip have it or it will be shattered in minutes.

by MorticiaKell October 26, 2010

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