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matt shoji

An asian scooter kid who can whip at speeds reaching 150MPH, if ones ankle is to be caught on the whip it would probably be torn out of its sockets and thrown across the ground.

13 year old scooter boy ( born 1996 jan 7 ) who has a friend sydian ( look him up ) .

scooters down school hill reaching an unbelievable speed of 100mph, takes off a roof of a passing car and soars threw the air in slow motion. landing in a group of gypsies killing close to half of them. still flying down the hill covered in blood and smiling a smile larger then krillen's own streak he jumps off a hobos lunch box knocking it into a pit of toxic waste and lands in the gibsons harbor, he rises out of the water to find himself surrounded by a number of attractive teen aged girls. matt shoji

oh yeah

by matt shoji July 28, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt Koppinger

a total badass, a state of being (badass)

That guy went Matt Koppinger on his ass!

by thatguy94 March 5, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt Clark

Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."


Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.

by Bex /:] January 20, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

A stupid fucking potato. Actually is smart but still really stupid. Lives in a tiny cave. He has the big gay.

Matt is a potato.

by GodSlasher April 10, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

Such cool UwU
Matt is the best and he is a furry (REAL NOT FAKE) ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

Nevrr trust him, he jiggles his bobs in ur face if you try and talk to him....its so weird.

"Hey matt"
"Kys"
"*blocks u bc ur a furry*"

by snifflebeardfrog August 1, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

A "Matt" is a human being who knows very little about how blogging works. He continues to adamantly portray the knowledge of a great Web Developer, but tends to need help those around him. His hobbies include collecting black & white paintings of gun parts, cheerleading, and space travel. He can usually be seen in noisy neighborhoods with lots of trains passing by.

I'll schedule a call for you and I Matt to go over this setup.

by dbpan April 2, 2020

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Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.

Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?

Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!

Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!

by PatrickBoles December 30, 2009

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