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An Aids Mobile is a person who decides to walk into ones life and leave them crippled and sickly. Simply by entering a room, an Aids Mobile will bring in quantities of negative energy and instantly decrease the quality of ones day and overall mood.
Girl 1: "Oh god, who invited Amanda to this party?"
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
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The computer charger that belongs to a certain person in a school or workplace that always lends it to someone because no one else brings their own. It has gone around so many computers, that its has brought upon itself a form of AIDS.
Hey man, can i borrow you charger?
Ok, but is an AIDS charger.
Dude.....it's a charger
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A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
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A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.
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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
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Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.
I was having a great night till' those assholes gave me Super Aids.
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A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
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