To pass any fuckwads like the breeze of a wind
See that guy Izu? I warped that air.
Yea you see that Andalisse? Warp air like shit!
Wow you know that girl Sara? She can warp your air!
The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.
Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
When a woman jumps off a high ledge and onto an erect penis
Yo I finally pulled off the air seeker last night, it took me an hour but my girlfriend loved it
a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.
I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.
When you totally miss absolutely everything (be it a pig or a building) in a level while playing Angry Birds. This usually happens to novices and involves launching the bird way over everything in the level.
*Joe plays Angry Birds for the first time and epically fails.
Joe: "MAN, I suck at this game, total air bird..."
Friends: "AAAAIR BIIIIRD"
The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.
"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."
When someone doesn't understand when you're trying to say error correction.
Obviously you're correcting the air.
"Susie wanted to know how to fix the h2o levels so she asked if it could be an air correction."