The act of forcefully shoving a straw in your partner's ass and sucking as hard as you can.
I gave Angela the best milkshake the other night...
When you use a straw to suck the shit out of a butthole
Jenna gave me a nice milkshake the other day
When a guy ejaculates, then squirts chocolate syrup into your mouth at the same time.
Dude last night I made a milkshake in a girls mouth!
Obviously People know it is but not what kelis means ....... it means sex 😉
How was your “ milkshake “
When you swallow and there’s lotion on their dick
Boy: “are you gonna swallow?”
X: “bro there’s lotion on your dick”
Boy: “yeah it’s a milkshake”
To Milkshake someone is a political protest towards individuals, often politicians, with whom one disagrees. Simply throw the milkshake over the offending individual to make your opposing political views known. Popularised in the UK in May 2019.
The Lone Ranger Milkshaked the odious, little Englander as he peddled his nasty views on the streets of Newcastle.
Saving your jizz in a blender until full, tell tell your victim you made milkshakes and wank off whilst watching them chug that shit down like there’s no tomorrow through the key whole to there bedroom
“Hey ma you want a milkshake I made some?” (2 mins later) *fapp *clap *fapp *fapp “oh yeaaaaaa so hot”