A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.
Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.
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when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs
That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!
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A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"
When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.
Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"
"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"
**HIGH FIVE**
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a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk
That gut looks like a middle aged man.
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An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th
Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?
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Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.
oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo