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A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you
That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face
When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.
My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama
When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.
Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!
When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.
I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw
The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.
Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.
Johnny Rebel's favorite candy bar
I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna refreshing Alabama Snickers bar
When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.
"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"