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Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.
Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"
When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind
Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind
Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!
Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"
Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"
When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”
Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye
Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse
An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!
When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.
"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"