Rule 22

Quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List "22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

Villain. "At last unlimted power is mine now witness me as I become a god"
Hero. "No stop you'll violate Rule 22 it's to much even for you"
Villain. " Yes this is it, I can feel my body overflowing with power its incredi" head explodes

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June 22

It's national fuck your girlfriend or try to day! Have fun

Charlie: hey kyle don't you have a girlfriend?
Kyle: yeah
Charlie: go have sex with her! Its June 22nd!
Kyle: Fuck yeah!

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January 22

Send nudes day

John: Send nudes

Emily:No

John: It's January 22nd

Emily: Oh Okay

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January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.🎁💝

On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.

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January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3

Lila: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause it’s January 22nd

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January 22

Ask your crush out days

January 22th ask your crush out day

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pengananus-22

Pls approve - it’s for a friend

Pretty please? “Should include the word being defined”: really? Come on. Fine. Pengananus-22. Yes. You read that correctly. Don’t question it. Like. Seriously. Don’t. Please. Just. No. Don’t. It’s an inside joke. <3 -also if these definitions have to approved then why are there so many inappropriate definitions lol?

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