im done with my hw

something i rarely say since i never do my hw

"im done with my hw" "no one reading this will ever give a fuck"

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Easier Said Than Done

My friends all tell me
Go to him, run to him
Say sweet lovely things to him
And tell him, he's the one

Deep in my heart I know it
But it's so hard to show it
'Cause it's easier, easier said than done

My buddies tell me
Fly to him, sigh to him
Tell him I would die for him
And tell him, he's the one

Although he gives me a feeling
That sets my heart a-reeling
Yet it's easier, easier said than done

Well, I know (I know) that I love him so
But I'm afraid that he'll never know
Because I (I-I) I get so timid and shy
Each time that I look him in the eye

They all tell me

Sing to him, swing with him
And just do anything for him
And tell him, he's the one

I got a love so true
And yet I'm sad and blue
'Cause it's easier, easier said than done

Well, I know (I know) that I love him so
But I'm afraid that he'll never know
Because I (I-I) I get so timid and shy
Each time that I look him in the eye

They all tell me

Sing to him, swing with him
And just do anything for him
And tell him, he's the one

I got a love so true
And yet I'm sad and blue
'Cause it's easier, easier said than done
Easier-er-er-er, said than done

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When your pizza rolls are done

When you are happy in life

My girlfriend said she wasn't pregnant and it was like when your pizza rolls are done.

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been there, done that, got the T-shirt

To have experienced all aspects of an event, show, or "famous" thing, to the point of ennui.

- I hear there is another new rave club starting up downtown.

- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - just not interested anymore.

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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

1. AC/DC song

2. The stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure part 7

3. the act of sucking one's dick for a dollar

Funny Valentine: D4C
You, not a jojo fan: what
Funny Valentine: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

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Run Up and Get Done Up

Sometimes stylized as "run up, get done up". It is a warning given out to those that seem to be contemplating making a violent move against a person or group.

Run up, in this situation, is referring to someone "running up" on another person with the intention of fighting or jumping said person.

In the given context, Done up refers to someone being on the receiving end of a beating.

To put it simply, it means "You can run up on me and try to attack me if you would like, but if you do I'm going to kick your ass."

"Do I look fucking scared to you? Run up and get done up, pussy!"

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rare medium well done

A pun on steak because it uses all of the ways a steak can be cooked

Me:You know what I like about steak jokes?
You:What?
Me: They're a rare medium well done

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