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You must be masturbating or masturbating to someone on August 8
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The day axel sucks your dick day
Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy
National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.
Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”
arleths birthday 😜😜😜
arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right
A Challenge where a person must not drink anything containing Alcohol for the whole month of August.
Mike: You doing No Alcohol August or No Nut November this year?
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!
August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”
They will expect money from you
Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5