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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024


Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 January 30, 2016


Bagel giver

The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic

Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED

by Taezumazi January 8, 2022


Bagel giver

The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic

Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED

by Taezumazi January 8, 2022


Belgian Bagel

Hillary Clinton's dusty butthole.

Chris is a real belgian bagel.

by ragingwaffles October 3, 2021


yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022


yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 5, 2022