Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

real lifing

When someone gets but hurt online, and shows up at your door step to fight

He got trolled to the point where he real lifing him

real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.

I can't wait to get real witchu 😘

The Real Fraud

Da Vinki Code

"I dun crack the Da Vinki Code. I know who The Real Fraud is."

Real Sauce

When something is of the most extreme importance usually in light of an actual serious matter.

So real sauce, Donald Trump being president would prove how jacked we are as a country right now.