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When a male is out and about looking for a human female / possible mate.
Hey boys wanna go bird hunting this weekend at the mall?
Outdo yourself.
Newby Jake: "I've got a sales presentation against 4 veterans."
The Boss: "Mine that Bird, Jake.
The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
“Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
The act of giving somone "the finger" by
extening your middle finger of either/both hands in rage.
So that dumbass in the limo flipped me the bird in the highway.
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Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."
Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.
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