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sending duck pics or getting them on your birthday
Robin look at these big birthday candles
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This is the birthday of the most amazing person and the bestest friend an Esme is a caring,kind,amazing and nicest sometimes abusive person ever
Omg it’s Esme birthday she’s so sweet.
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On a girl's birthday, a group of guys stand in a line outside a room. One by one, they enter the room to have sex with the lucky birthday girl inside.
"What's this line for?"
"We're running a birthday train! Go to the back of the line."
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When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.
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(Adj.) A personal description related to the whorish or slutty acts willing to be performed for one's partner only on their birthday, birthday-only acts being more extreme than everyday acts.
1. Your mom is beyond nasty - she's birthday dirty. She frightened me a little last night...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...
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A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann
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