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An amazing human who is absolutely the life of the party in any situation. Her only weaknesses are that she is attracted to only white men over the age of 40 and uses her crystals on a daily basis
Wow Black Emma is the coolest friend i could have.
I love white men as much as black emma does.
When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.
Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass
The black box is a speaker used in events where you get hyped to very loud rap music and party.
Marusha, tell Layla to get the black box out.
Possibly the darkest skin tone african americans can reach...darker than the darkest man in hollywood - WESLEY.
Man 1: "LOOK! that guy's darker than Wesley Snipes!'
Man 2: "Yeah man, he's Snipes Black."
A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).
Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.
example 1:
hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"
guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"
example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!
person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!
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to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.
Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.
Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)
Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)
Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!
Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!
Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)
Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!
Jake: Aww crap!!
(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)
Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
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Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.
That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!
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