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Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.

I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!

by samwise102 December 1, 2014


Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 14, 2022


Boomer Boner

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers

Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"

by PeachyMBS November 15, 2019


Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.

*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.

by Jojopa January 25, 2022


lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.

"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"

by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017


boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.

The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.

by stars and strikes June 7, 2014


mahogany boner

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

by 420 BLAZER September 11, 2013