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Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022


Bowed Out

getting fucked.

She was on that tape getting bowed out!!!

by Paula and Raquel February 18, 2009


Bowed Out

To be stuck out, or swole
(Bow Out): To stick out, or swell

After chad sucker-punched my arm a frog bowed out in the spot he struck.

by SouthernBoy97 July 3, 2019


bow daddy

has big pp

bow daddy has big pp

by bow daddy November 8, 2020


bow up on ya like a pit bull

A masculine women trying to fuck you with a strap on

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull

by Admclovin July 3, 2019


Ox-bowed

When you get cut off from a group. When you're in a large group but it gets separated.

I was with them but they ox-bowed me

by Ittybittypiggy June 17, 2017


Bow of Zyx

Boosts words using X, Y or Z.

The Bow of Zyx is very useful in Bookworm Adventures Deluxe

by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018