The worst person ever to enter a school building.
"Brandon sucks"
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A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy thatβs just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
Thatβs Good Guy Brandon over there! Heβs really a good guy!
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Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
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A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.
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A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'
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a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
boy: why is that kid so weird?
boy 2: he's just a brandon
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A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.
Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
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