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Brandon

The worst person ever to enter a school building.

"Brandon sucks"

by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.

That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!

by Tinn02 April 17, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.

Brandon is such a scumbag.

by brandunh8er August 22, 2016

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'

by Macee Storer July 1, 2010

10πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


brandon

a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.

boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon

by mike and jenny March 14, 2010

18πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*

Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž