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This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.
Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.
When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.
"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"
"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner
Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.
n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole
Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast
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When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.
"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"
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The best movie alive -- shows kids struggles and stuff about all types of kids with comedy romance and drama also under the breakfast club
does barry manilow know that u raid his wardrobe?
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Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)
(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"
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