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Unnecessary wrist and/or arm decorations worn by all. Throw back to friendship bracelets. It is recommended to be toppled over watches, chains and other adornments; the more the better.
Hi guys, check out my fabulous wrist candy!
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Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.
Cait: I'm feeling pretty good after last night
Katrina: Hell nooo, I'm straight candy munchin
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Mythical food others have to eat when they lose at something. Much like humble pie. Derivitive of eat my goal.
I've just shagged that girl you've been trying to score with that bitch for three months. Eat my rainbow candy!!
I just whooped your ass at FIFA, eat my rainbow candy!
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a sustainable sweet made from upcycled fruits and vegetables. Is utilized as a single delivery item to solve the climate crisis by preventing food waste; the third largest emitter of greenhouse gases. Climate candy is good for people and the planet. Thus making both healthy choices and climate impact more accessible.
Every time you eat climate candy, you are the healthiest version of yourself and the planet.
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Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff
They can not
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy
Anymore
And step into my candy store
“damn. i wish heather chandler would rail me while singing candy store.”
“WTF DAD YOU’RE SIXTEY-NINE!”
“so?”
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The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)
"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"
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When an individual experiences discomfort after eating a large amount of candy. This usually occurs on Halloween, Easter, Valentines Day, or Christmas when people give and receive sweets.
Candy Hangover can result in nausea, vomiting, headaches, toothaches, stomach pains, loss of appetite, sour mood, and many other things.
Candy Hangover may occur a while after eating the candy or the morning after.
Billy: Maria, what's wrong??
Maria: Aw......I think I have Candy Hangover from eating all those sweets last night!
Billy: I wish I could go Trick-or-Treating !
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