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A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.
I ate an entire Chicago-style pizza and later threw up all over my wife's hairy back.
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(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.
I am going to give you a chicago meat hook.
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A school often confused with the University of Chicago, an elite private university.
Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.
"So where did you go to school?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"
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A roll of money, consisting entirly of singles, with the exception of a twenty wrapped around the outside.
I thought he gave me the whole amount, turns out it was a chicago bank roll.
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This is simply a phrase used to describe how a man's balls look while he's titty fucking a girl. Upside down, of course.
Yo! After I was done and mah gurl wiped off her face, she told me my nuts totally looked like a bow tie.. no, no, a CHICAGO BOW TIE! SWEET!
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The act of eating a large amount of spicy foods, and shitting them into a homeless man’s mouth
I gave Rodney a Chicago Beef Roast yesterday!
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When ur a fucking idiot and u look up Chicago Menthol Tax hahahaha get fucked nerd
"I can't believe you have to pay individual taxes for the menthol in cigarettes, the Chicago Menthol Tax is dumb."
"Just kidding, there is no such thing you absolute fool!"
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