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Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex
Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
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A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.
James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!
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Nickname for Dizzee Rascal, which he uses reguarly in his songz.
Fix Up Look Sharp: You better send your best boys, cos this is Captain Rascal
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The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).
"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
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The Definition of the word Irony.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Captain Planet: Give a hoot don't pollute!
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
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In Starcraft 2, the mortal enemy of the Zerg race. Captain Phoenix will kill your queens, kill all your overlords and supply block you, kill mutalisks in 1:2 ratios, lift up and slaughter most of your ground units, and just generally make your life hell. Not as dangerous in 1v1 where he can safely be counter attacked or defended against. In team matches however, particularly 3v3 and 4v4, if Captain Phoenix is left alone to get a critical mass of phoenix your team is in a large amount of trouble if you don't have a Terran player. At the very least, Captain Phoenix will shut down almost all production from enemy zerg players.
The protoss on the enemy team is walled in with a core and gate at the ramp, so is the protoss on your team. The toss on your team is going stalkers, and there is a good chance the opposing protoss is also, but little do you know you're up against Captain fucking Phoenix. If you went ground, you have already lost, you will have little to no defense vs Captain Phoenix. If you attack, your forces will be lifted up and killed, with the exception of mass zerglings, which will just die at the ramp. By now most of your overlords you spread out will be dead, if you are supply blocked it's probably also game over. If you went air instead of ground, you're DEFINITELY dead. Mutalisks will be slaughtered by phoenix kiting, and while corruptors may be able to go toe to toe with phoenix, they are completely useless against anything else the protoss will send aside from assisting with corruption.
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A term used to refer to an indavidual famed for vomiting profusely when under the influence of alcohol
Oh for fucks sake captain chunders gone and blown a chunky rainbow over my mother. Again
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