The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
carrot tea is a martial art originating from Japan. others call it Kara-Te
a cup of carrot tea
Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.
1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩
1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.
When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens
holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!
A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
its carrot dresser time
The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing
Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots