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Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."
Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
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Code for when two people go to each others houses during the month of December and fuck
“Elf’s coming on later tryna come over to eggnog and chill”
Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.
Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"
The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"
Guy,"Wanna"
Girl screams!
Girl,"Politics and chill!"
And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.
When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background
"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"
The cheap Australian's version of Netflix and Chill for those that can't afford Netflix and must settle for Presto's 'slightly less limited' viewing material.
Aussie Bloke: Ay love. You up for some classy Presto and Chill?
Aussie Sheila: Bby pls. What are we watching?
Aussie Bloke: Nothing.
Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.
Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)
^ That means two things
A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.
B) Did you smash?
A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.